Dear evil-chocolate-selling auntie at Liang Court,
Your chocolates are not too bad, but they are not “better than Royce”, despite the praises from the cardboard-eating people around you. The best chocolate you have is the one with almond slivers, not because I prefer nuts in my chocolate, bu because the rest are a half notch above trash.
I’ve had my fair share of good and bad chocolate over the years of my short existence and really, an Australian Cadbury bar would put your handmade chocolate to shame.
Please kindly refrain from coercing people into buying chocolates by guilting them with numerous sample pieces from your collection of FOUR flavours.
PS: I let my guard down, and you pounced from the shadows like an annoying tabby. If only you were a cat.